Budget Drinking Pillows

Mmmm... Eminently palatable yet slightly robust. And no corkage fee!

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

"Tell your chef I'd like something for a refined and cultured palate. For under ten bucks."

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

'No doubt about it, THIS is the most beautiful time of the day!'

'What price range did you have in mind?'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Your House Wines seem rather pricey - d'you have any Bungalow Wines?'

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

I have to tell you: I preferred "buy one, get one free" night. Tuesday is "tall bartender, short bar stool" night.

'Ask for a glass from the largest bottle. You'll get more that way.'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

'I think we might attract a better type of customer if we raised our standards a little.'

Diner. Greatest Value in Town. It's "Frugal" maps. My GPS that guides me to the best bargains to be found anywhere.

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

Today, we introduce a new feature: Now That's Cheap. ™ We give customers used plastic utensils. We'll wash them after every use. This spoon's got a hole in it.

"Hey! Why did you turn off the news?"

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.

Wine to suit every pockets

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great wines for under $5.00 a bottle.'

"What's good tonight...under $5?"

'It's a remarkably accessible wine - £2.99 a bottle from Lidl.'

'Hoots-Mon... with a wee dram at these prices I'll never get tipsy!'

You're economizing. ONly one letter in the alphabet soup.

'Right ho Fred - turn it on...'

"£18 a bottle. It must be a pretty good wine!"

"The 'intern lunch' and a glass of water."

Joe's Bar: You can't take it with you, so why not spend it on some nice beer?