Price-conscious Consumers Pillows

"Overpriced to astronomical, sir."

"Surgery up here is free!"

Sale.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

Crisis Buzz.

Garage Music

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

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"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

Rx. Warning: May cause sudden loss of income.

Low income vampires.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Affordable housing

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

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