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Consumer Weekly �9.50 - Rip-Off Britain

Miserable hour - Come in and moan about the price...

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Surgery up here is free!"

Sale.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

Crisis Buzz.

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Affordable housing

Sam's Nation Building

Low income vampires.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

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