'Happy hour, drinks half price'
Half-price Drink Seekers Gifts
If you know someone who can’t resist a good half-price drink, this collection is just for them. From humorous mugs to witty T-shirts, find gifts that acknowledge their savvy in a playful way. Perfect for friends or yourself, these items add a splash of humor to every happy hour or casual outing.
"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."
'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'
"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."
"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."
"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."
6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.
"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."
'No doubt about it, THIS is the most beautiful time of the day!'
No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.
'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'
"I prefer the cheap stuff."
'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'
I have to tell you: I preferred "buy one, get one free" night. Tuesday is "tall bartender, short bar stool" night.
Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.
Regular $3, with commercials $2
"Hey! Why did you turn off the news?"
Mmmm... Eminently palatable yet slightly robust. And no corkage fee!
"We don't get a lot of call for double-shot-espresso-vodka-prozac-mocha's."
"Hic!"
Do you think I would have made a good economist?
Wine to suit every pockets
'Hoots-Mon... with a wee dram at these prices I'll never get tipsy!'
'Right ho Fred - turn it on...'
Desert Crawler Drink Station
"£18 a bottle. It must be a pretty good wine!"
'How much?'
I've seen some stupid bar promotions in my time, but this one takes the cake. Win a free drink! Guess the secret word on the bartender's backside! Soup.
"I'm looking for a wine that doesn't linger on the wallet."
Half-price Drink Seekers Gifts Collection
Half-price Drink Seekers Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs designed for half-price drink seekers—fun, quirky, and bound to spark conversation.
Half-price Drink Seekers Pillows
Find pillows that add humor and personality to their home, reflecting their love for fun and bargains.
Half-price Drink Seekers Prints
Decorate with prints that highlight their playful personality and passion for half-price drinks—great for home or workspace.
Half-price Drink Seekers T-Shirts
Explore T-shirts that celebrate the joy of snagging a good deal—perfect for casual wear and showing off their savvy attitude.