Half-price Drink Seekers Mugs

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

'No doubt about it, THIS is the most beautiful time of the day!'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

I have to tell you: I preferred "buy one, get one free" night. Tuesday is "tall bartender, short bar stool" night.

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

Regular $3, with commercials $2

"Hey! Why did you turn off the news?"

Mmmm... Eminently palatable yet slightly robust. And no corkage fee!

"We don't get a lot of call for double-shot-espresso-vodka-prozac-mocha's."

"Hic!"

Do you think I would have made a good economist?

Wine to suit every pockets

'Hoots-Mon... with a wee dram at these prices I'll never get tipsy!'

'Right ho Fred - turn it on...'

Desert Crawler Drink Station

"£18 a bottle. It must be a pretty good wine!"

'How much?'

I've seen some stupid bar promotions in my time, but this one takes the cake. Win a free drink! Guess the secret word on the bartender's backside! Soup.

"I'm looking for a wine that doesn't linger on the wallet."