Drink Discoverer Gifts

'I'm hoping that alcohol is the answer.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Fried chickens.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

Complaints Desk

Rabbit Punch

California Beverages Map

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'