Drink Discovery Advocate Gifts

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

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'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Complaints Desk

Rabbit Punch

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

Sharing Drinks.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."