Drink Innovator Gifts

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

A Good Batch.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

California Beverages Map

"Fresh pepper?"

Complaints Desk

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

Ginspiration!

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"We're making progress."

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

You can never over garnish!

Solar Range.

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.