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Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

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Complaints Desk

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Rabbit Punch

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'