Advocate For Responsible Drinking Pillows

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

The smoking Gun

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Olympic Doping

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Drinking Conversion Chart

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

The real cause of forest fires