Advocate For Responsible Drinking T-Shirts

Just Another Sloe News Day

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Smokey The Tree"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

The smoking Gun

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Drinking Conversion Chart

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Olympic Doping

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'Cigarette?'

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!