Drink Pioneer Pillows

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

Complaints Desk

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium