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Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

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"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

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"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

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"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Sharing Drinks.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

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Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'