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'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Needs salt!'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Harsh Mellows.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Coffee Menu

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I'm unable to process this image."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Whatever he's eating.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Funky Chef 2