Flavor Pioneer Mugs

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Needs salt!'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Harsh Mellows.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Ice Cream Dreams.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'Whatever he's eating.'

Coffee Menu

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."