Pioneer Of Flavors Mugs

"I know! Let's drink its milk!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Granny with balanced pie chart

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

"Come now, Gracie! Squash is a great vegetable...it can be fried, sliced, baked, steamed or boiled...before you refuse to eat it."

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'