Cooking Pioneer Mugs

"Ogg is cooking tonight...and it looks like he just discovered microwaves!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Cook in the cookery section.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Fresh pepper?"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

The legend of Chef Arthur.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Swiss Army Stove.

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'