Cooking Innovator Mugs

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"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Cook in the cookery section.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Fresh pepper?"

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Swiss Army Stove.

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"We're making progress."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.