Kitchen Innovator Mugs

'We don't know what it is, but once we add bacon, the public will love it.'

Radiator Cookery

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"Now with this toaster, sir, you can tweet, send text messages, emails and control your central heating."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'Hot Lunch.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'The oven broke down, so we're having pork chop sushi.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Swiss Army Stove.

Edible plates save on washing-up.

Cook in the cookery section.

Gourmet Pizza.

"If you don't have brown rice, use breadcrumbs. If you don't have mango, use banana. We'll come up with some strange French name for it."

"...includes Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, MP3 player, USB 3.0 and an SD card reader. This is one sweet toaster!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."