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Trendy new La Croix flavors

'I'll be back tomorrow for the other twelve flavors.'

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Bad for you but to die for

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Ice Cream Dreams.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Before/After

Too much cilantro

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Fresh pepper?"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Holiday Supplies

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

I love Cannelloni

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

The Velvet Mesquite

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing