Flavor Adventurers Pillows

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'I'll be back tomorrow for the other twelve flavors.'

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Bad for you but to die for

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Try to guess the continent dining...

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Fresh pepper?"

Too much cilantro

Before/After

Ice Cream Dreams.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Holiday Supplies

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

I love Cannelloni

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

The Velvet Mesquite

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."