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Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Bad for you but to die for

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Too much cilantro

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I love Cannelloni

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Vaccination Passport

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Coffee Menu

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Tzatzikicicle

"That's very offensive."

'Whatever he's eating.'