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'I'll have your longest-named coffee flavor.'

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Men's business romper.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Keeping warm.

Rap music

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

A Macaroni in 1772

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror