Cocktail Innovator Pillows

'Not bad -- now let's try it with a twist of lime.'

A Good Batch.

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I forget to drink."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

You're the olive in my martini

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Baloneystini

'Fried chickens.'

The Martini is invented.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.