Social Scene Explorer Gifts

'Don't look now but I think we've wandered into a plie bar.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Let me try — I speak bartender."

Anger management pub.

Hotel Mini Bar

"Call me!"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Auguste Comte

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Not...one...drop.'

Larry David

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Bad Hare Day

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"I really like smart women."

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Shy Man at Party

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

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How I lost 200 kilos of friends in just 3 months!

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous