Social Scene Enthusiast Gifts

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

Bad Hare Day

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Not...one...drop.'

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Busking Elephant

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

"I really like smart women."

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Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

'Come in, you're not the first to arrive.'

'I've seen you before and, right now, I'm hoping like crazy that it wasn't on a picture in the post office.'

'But I friended you on Facebook!'

The Crowd at Epsom Derby

Give that woman a Pink Squirrel! Give that man a black eye.

'Onward to the 'Big Society'...I see a more caring, sharing, inclusive world, a world of 'community' of..'

'Don't look now but I think we've wandered into a plie bar.'

Would you throw this away for me?

Laying the dust

The living stream at London Bridge.

A Man Hides From His Dance Partner At A Ball.

"Yes, it was me who taught him to beg."

"Here comes those birds you pulled last night, stout and bitter."