Social Interaction Strategist T-Shirts

Why are you here?

Twig, do you

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Likes: $2.

"#Win!"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

Technology and Love

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"