Social Interaction Strategist Pillows

Why are you here?

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"#Win!"

Likes: $2.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

Technology and Love

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'