Social Skills Strategist Pillows

"Come with me. I've found someone who'll talk square footage with you."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'Have your people facebook my people.'

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Ouija Bored

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

"Come on Hugh, you know you have to wallow in the mud hole before sitting down at the table."

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

"I just don't know if I have the energy to meet new people."