Societal Strategist Pillows

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The president's men

Likes: $2.

"#Win!"

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Tariff Wars

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

The Greek Trampoline

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

Technology and Love

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."