Societal Strategist Mugs

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The president's men

Likes: $2.

"What was I thinking?!"

"#Win!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Tariff Wars

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

The Greek Trampoline

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

Technology and Love

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

We Used to Build Things

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'