Social Network Analyst T-Shirts

"Talk about touch...you compliment someone on their moustache, and she un-friends you."

I'm taking a break from Social media...

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Before the riots/after the riots

World Financial Mafia

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Social Welfare next!

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'It's your debt to society.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

'I'm really starting to worry about the AI-based system interface.'

Unsocial Media

'The NRA does not support even the mildest gun control! We don't blame guns, we blame society! The violent culture! Movies!! Restrictive gun laws! Video games! The media!!'

'My wife ran off with my best friend...I really miss him.'