Social Analyzer T-Shirts

"Everyone's a bottomless pit of something."

"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Before the riots/after the riots

World Financial Mafia

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

'It's your debt to society.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

Progress

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

'The NRA does not support even the mildest gun control! We don't blame guns, we blame society! The violent culture! Movies!! Restrictive gun laws! Video games! The media!!'

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

European Crisis management.

We'll be back with more of man's inhumanity to man...

'We were having a debate on the separation of church and state when I pointed out that it's not constitutional to care for the poor and sick, but is church doctrine. . .'

Men telling stories

Coronavirus and family economy

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'