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"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

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"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

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'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

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"Would you describe yourself as a bold character?"

"Your life's story lacks a protagonist."

'You're making my job much harder.'

'You say here you're a people person.'

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'I have a strong sense of right and wrong, but I'm hoping to overcome it.'

"I've concluded a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed...."

"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good."

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'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'

Panache shoots down Charisma.

First Projected Loser in November.

A Good Judge.

'I blame the parents.'

How many pessimists does it take to light one little candle? Pessimists cannot doe it. Only optimists can light one little candle.