Online Persona Analyst T-Shirts

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

If you were an iceberg...

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

Weapons of Mass Comparison

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

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"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

"I keep changing my profile picture."

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

Panache shoots down Charisma.

'You look exactly like your tweets.'

"This isn't going to look good on my website."

'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

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'Not the 'Grizzlydog2576'? I love your posts!'

How many pessimists does it take to light one little candle? Pessimists cannot doe it. Only optimists can light one little candle.

'Beneath her cold, hard exterior, is a cold hard interior.'

"You are fair, compassionate, and intelligent, but you are perceived as biased, callous, and dumb."

"....and please make my life as interesting as I make it look in Facebook."

"You appear to be more interesting on you website, than you actually are"

"Sooooooo.........Brian, you think you're good enough for the Humility Club."

'The boss actually looked warm and fuzzy getting on the bus...but it was just steam from the manhole cover.'