Online Persona Manager T-Shirts

"Help us reconcile the brilliant, dedicated employee from your references with the complete knucklehead from your social media accounts."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

Types of online-ing

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

Public Speaking Shoes

"I keep changing my profile picture."

Home/work masks.

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

"This isn't going to look good on my website."

'You look exactly like your tweets.'

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

'Not the 'Grizzlydog2576'? I love your posts!'

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

"You appear to be more interesting on you website, than you actually are"

"....and please make my life as interesting as I make it look in Facebook."

Bird of Paradise as social media

"Don't judge me until you see me web page."

My everyday life. My life on social media.

"Some Facebook friend you turned out to be."