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"....and please make my life as interesting as I make it look in Facebook."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Closet.

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Likes Makes Right

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Some Friends From Work

'Which one shall I get?'

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

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"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

"I keep changing my profile picture."

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"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

Home/work masks.

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

"Do you know how many followers I've got?"

"I've always felt I was a Taurus trapped in a Libra's body."

'You look exactly like your tweets.'

"I post therefore I am."

'I'm 50 percent lovable and 50 percent bitch. Don't push it.'

"Dude, loosen up!"