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'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'Something that'll get me googled,'

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

Types of online-ing

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

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"I thought ou were building a man cave. Not a man castle."

"I keep changing my profile picture."

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

"This isn't going to look good on my website."

'You look exactly like your tweets.'

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

Bloggers Anonymous.

"That guy isn't really famous...just Google famous."

'Not the 'Grizzlydog2576'? I love your posts!'

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

'I don't need therapy, but my alter ego on Facebook really has some issues!'

"....and please make my life as interesting as I make it look in Facebook."

"You appear to be more interesting on you website, than you actually are"

"Help us reconcile the brilliant, dedicated employee from your references with the complete knucklehead from your social media accounts."

"Don't judge me until you see me web page."

Bird of Paradise as social media

I need guidance. Go ahead, child. My tweets and my status updates are witty and charming, nut in person I'm boring. You seek a way to improve your personality? I seek a way to strap my phone to my mouth so it can display my tweets and status updates. Computer Villa.

My everyday life. My life on social media.

'But... your Facebook profile says you're a vegetarian!'

"Some Facebook friend you turned out to be."