Virtual Persona Architect T-Shirts

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

Moving buildings using a computer.

"If only you could do this in real life..."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

Public Speaking Shoes

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

FacadeBook

"This isn't going to look good on my website."

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

Ulia Timoshenko

"Those are business chunks, Hanson, all part of this great puzzle we call enterprise."

"You appear to be more interesting on you website, than you actually are"

"....and please make my life as interesting as I make it look in Facebook."

"Six IT support personnel?! I'm beginning to suspect this Ark is a Sim Game!"

"Don't judge me until you see me web page."

Bird of Paradise as social media

My everyday life. My life on social media.