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"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"Hey! That's not Rogers. It's his avatar."

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

'There's no raise with the promotion, but you do get to change your avatar.'

"It's simple, really. Just figure out what the honorable thing to do is – and make it look like we did it."

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."

'This is my second Life alter ego Brian the Accountant.'

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

End of the carrier pigeon.

'You could try changing your profile picture...'

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'