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"It's simple, really. Just figure out what the honorable thing to do is – and make it look like we did it."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Information about information about information about information.

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Baracracy

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

Information vs. confusion

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

This picture of me in the annual report...do you think it really captures the true inner corporate man?

Newborn making the V-sign

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

'I want you to make this company as perfect as it looks in our TV commercial spots.'

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

'Busy day?'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

Style Consultant

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

"Your best bet is photoshop."

'It's tough being a media exec. There's always the threat of good news breaking out.'

You called? Yes, I need a new image!

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

"When they get injured now, the physio goes on first followed by their stylist and image consultant..."

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?