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"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'Good to see you back at work.'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

'I want you to make this company as perfect as it looks in our TV commercial spots.'

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

Ew, I look terrible! Take one more!

Do you have hair, um, rinses that look natural? Of course! So that no one notices? Ahem! Oh, right

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

'You are my best work.'

'Who told you you couldn't change your spots Miss Leopards? Of course you can...'

"It's simple, really. Just figure out what the honorable thing to do is – and make it look like we did it."

FacadeBook

"I understand the house is a mess inside."

A man compares how he looks with different tobacco products before deciding a pipe.

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.

"What do you think? I've had an eye lift."

Wait - Before I surface, do I have anything stuck between my teeth? Whale Watching Tour.