Appearance Enthusiast T-Shirts

"We want our haloes back!"

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

'My cosmetic surgery clinic does well but it's always nip and tuck.'

'...and if it makes any difference, like I'm not married to the ponytail..'

"What do you think? I've had an eye lift."

"Would you like to take your old face with you?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Bad hair day!

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Pampered and poodled.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Dating is so expensive...

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

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