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"We're looking for a pediatrician who reflects our design sensibility."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Mr Metrosexual.

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

The Return Of The Minipants

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"Hair spray"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Bald Man Overcomb

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Europa takes a selfie

Trendies, INC

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

La Dame aux Camelias