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'Yes, that's our founder. He posed for that on his 80th birthday.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Mummy's Purse...

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

The latest in Eyewear.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

La Dame aux Camelias

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"She's had a lot of work done."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'