Appearance Aficionados T-Shirts

Plastic Surgery. No, after the face-lift you won't need to walk on tiptoes.

'Yes, that's our founder. He posed for that on his 80th birthday.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Joined at the hipster.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

The Mummy's Purse...

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

The latest in Eyewear.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

La Dame aux Camelias

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"She's had a lot of work done."