Personal Appearance Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm aiming for boyish charm, but I don't want to appear vulnerable."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Bad hair day!

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Pampered and poodled.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Dating is so expensive...

Keeping warm.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.