Personal Appearance Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm aiming for boyish charm, but I don't want to appear vulnerable."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Bad hair day!

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

Dating is so expensive...

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Pampered and poodled.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran