Appearance Enthusiast Pillows

"We want our haloes back!"

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

'My cosmetic surgery clinic does well but it's always nip and tuck.'

'...and if it makes any difference, like I'm not married to the ponytail..'

"What do you think? I've had an eye lift."

"Would you like to take your old face with you?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Bad hair day!

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

Dating is so expensive...

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Pampered and poodled.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

wattle covers

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror