Aesthetic Enthusiast Pillows

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

La Dame aux Camelias

Cover Design for the Yellow Book- Unused

Design for the Prospectus of the Savoy II- Published

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

Man considering a bust of his younger self

Self-Portrait of Beardsley in Bed

"What type of reduction work is it?"

Feather Implants.

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Breast Implant Profits

"Dang it, Elvira! According to this bill from your plastic surgeon, I should be keeping you in a bank vault."

". . . If you're happy and you know it, well your face sure won't show it, if you're happy and you know it clap your hands."

Larry's used art

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Children's artwork exhibition.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Candle Portraits.

"The overthinker"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Wagging Dog