Personal Appearance T-Shirts

Never mess with someone who's having a bad hair day.

Scruffy man on desert island has written in the sand 'Help!! Need make grooming products.'

Hairstyles to hide big ears

"Wig or the wisp?"

Congratulations on the new you!

'I'll take it!'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'Take ten years off the top.'

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

'Perfect.'

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

'You are my best work.'

'Oh, come on. . . you can't tell me Dasher hasn't had antler enhancement surgery!'

'Who told you you couldn't change your spots Miss Leopards? Of course you can...'

Mr. Harris thought his face-lift was a tad too severe.

In reply to a compliment about his huge tie, a young man explains that he gives the whole of his mind to it

A man compares how he looks with different tobacco products before deciding a pipe.

'Before you have your job interview I'll touch up your roots.'